The Prophets of Inactivity - Committee Agenda - 1234
Meeting Objectives:
- Discuss the meaninglessness of productivity
- Explore the benefits of doing nothing
- Set a new world record for most pillows fluffed in a single sitting
Meeting Schedule:
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch break (optional)
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Napping time
- 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Video game marathon
Next Steps:
- Assign a team member to research the history of procrastination
- Establish a new standard for the perfect nap duration
- Host a bake sale to raise funds for the "I'd rather be napping" fund